NOBODY likes Scummy Games!

Welcome to Scummy Games…. Yep, we dislike games designed to milk you out of your hard earned money. Don’t get us wrong good, games that provide entertainment are very cool, but when the game design is to promote competition by BUYING unfair advantages over other HARD WORKING players…. Well, that’s just messed up and teaches dysfunctional core values of entitlement and unfairness to a HUGE audience of gamers.

If you have to buy your way up, you are a ZERO SKILL PLAYER or better termed, wallet warrior. Congrats, you have been milked by the game and belong to a loser class of player types we dislike that support games that continue to reinforce these degenerative values. Our goal is not to chastise the ignorance of the players who supports such a poor concept (hopefully, they are intelligent enough to see this and stop supporting such a game), but the game itself.

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Our motivation and rules

So the forums attached are organized by game type, game and on the front a voted on rating. The ratings go up and down by users voting, but can be changed by admins when fake profiles are voting and don’t post any reason why anywhere on the site (user accounts and IP’s will be perma-banned, INSTANTLY). There are no second chances for garbage people on this site.

Not to say we don’t promote good, respectful discussion of alternating viewpoints. We just don’t allow companies to allow their employees, associates, or anyone who stands to gain financially, any opportunity to skew our fair, open and honest reviews here. If you want that. go buy something from Amazon (sorry Amazon, until you clean up your fake reviews, that is our opinion).

That being said, you are expected to read the forum rules and “I didn’t know is not an excuse or justification”; you have been warned.

The primary rule you should keep in mind that should help you avoid any issues is simply this.

~~~ The Prime Directive ~~~

All opinions are welcome, for or against any game, but keep it constructive. This is not your personal place to whine that you dislike some game because you are a sore loser. The SECOND an admin notices your stance on any level becomes a personal attack or ad hominem for ANY reason, you are GONE, PERIOD. We don't fucking care. This is not a babysitting service and your first amendment rights don't give you the right to act like an assclown. If you dislike that, you are welcome to get the fuck out of here and never come back.

Other than that, try to be constructive. The site is not a PG or G audience site and we are not going to be grammar or language nazi's. People are greatly varied in their communication ability and we respect each and every one of them. If the best you can do is pick on people's typos, grammar, word choices ... take your petty ass somewhere else, we don't fucking need you.

The FORUM RULES

Please read them and understand them. If you do not you can ask for help, but if you violate them… Well, that is on you and there is no replevin, final.

Admin and Moderator Support

This is on a email or private posting forum. No sharing of personal information is done and no wasted hours for people who think they can push and bully their way to get what they want. Good luck!

More to come

Stay tuned.

Consulting at a Fee

Our expertise in evaluating games and professional opinions can be squired at a fee. Otherwise you are free to consult anyone on the forums.

Game Management

We can provide moderation or impartial, unbiased input on many games without the risk of reprisal against your game from employees. Our personal are trained to be patient, impartial and tactfully delegative in all situations. We make fair decisions and don’t debate them for months afterwards, burning time and money for game operators.

Game Beta Suggestions

Our staff can provide constructive criticism on games in Beta and further development. We provided unadorned, honest reviews. Good, bad or ugly, we tell it straight.

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